my former algebra teacher puts a stamp of her own face onto your quiz or test if you get a perfect score
i shit you not
dermatologists HATE me. everyone hates me. i’m so alone
I wish my whole vocab was as great as this line
Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.
WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES
When someone insults your favorite band.
HAVE YOU EATEN RECENTLY?
ARE YOU HYDRATED?
IS THERE MEDICATION YOU NEED TO TAKE?
HAVE YOU LAUGHED TODAY?
FRIENDLY REMINDER BECAUSE I KNOW I NEED THEM EVERY SO OFTEN.
ALSO HERE HAVE A KITTEN:
YOU I ACTUALLY FORGOT TO TAKE MY MEDS TODAY
this is the third time this post has reminded me to take my meds
we’re all gonna die
dude i haven’t had any water today or taken my meds thank you for this post
when u suck a guys dick but then he gets feelings
THERE HAS BEEN A VIRUS GOING AROUND AND WHILE THERE ARE MANY WAYS TO REMOVE IT THIS IS THE MOST EFFECTIVE
- restart your computer
- date me
I’m legit fucking SCREECHING OMFG
rotato faster banana
can u fEel it„ b a n an ba ?
yES FEEL TH e SPED
WE HAV REAHCED MXAIMUN VLELOCIPY