a man types his facebook status.
"Women who participate in No Shave November will have to participate in No D December!"
fast forward days later. men everywhere get up to go to the bathroom. they pull down their pants, look down, and scream.
their penises have all vanished.
it is December 1.
No D December has begun.
Avengers Assemble 1x17 - Savages [x]
I WAS ALL SET TO BE MAD THAT THEY WERE MAKING THOR A BIG, DESTRUCTIVE, DUMB IDIOT.
HE’S JUST AN OBNOXIOUS DICK WHO THINKS IT’S FUNNY TO CALL LIGHTNING IN THROUGH THE WINDOW TO MAKE POPCORN AND TOTALLY WRECK ALL OF TONY’S SHIT.
AND THE HULK SUGGESTING THINGS TO DO NEXT. I LOST MY FUCKING SHIT AND I’M NOT SURE I’M EVER GETTING IT BACK NOW.
WHAT A COUPLE OF ASSHOLES. I LOVE THEM SO MUCH.
The Avengers are always the most fun when they’re acting like a dysfunctional trailer trash family that just happens to have superpowers and goes and saves the world now and then.
dysfunctional trailer trash avengers are my kind of people
white people are like “why don’t you live in India” and I’m just thinking why don’t you live in 12.5% Germany 25% England 25% Australia 6.25% Sweden 18.75% Russia and 12.5% Italy??????
I don’t understand a word of this
>Afghan bandits kidnapped Canadian
>Officials kidnap bandit’s family
>Officials demand bandits to release Canadian with no $
>Bandits cave in and release Canadian
Queen Blair indeed!
putting this on my college application tbh
Guys this is a fucking colorblind test.
At first I was like “omg what a wonderful pair of dark brown piercing eyes” *not minding at all that there is someone half-covering his face*
And then THIS happens …